Dipshit Parking: Vdub #EuroStanceSwag Edition

"offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR) 01/10/2014 at 15:09 • Filed to: None

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You don't need a BMW, or any German luxury brand, to park like a prick

I came across this at the bank today, some jerkoff in a stanced (on Audi rims, OEM+ Bitches!) R32 took up 2 spots at the bank, while the ENTIRE lot was full. I was lucky enough to get there as 2 other cars pulled out.

Newsflash, your R32 isn't cool enough or expensive enough to warrant taking up 2 spots, get that shit out of here.

If I had more room on the pass side of his car I would have wedged my truck in the end spot just to make a point.

Stupidru > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:12

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plus Autotradgic, this guy is a true poser.

#Stance

#AudiRims

#R32YO

#BikeRackBitches!

ColoradoTaco > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:13

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I have the same wheels for my S4. Stock finish though.

efme > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:14

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i would have parked next to him anyways

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:14

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Was that even a real R32?

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:14

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Assuming the passenger side spot wasn't covered 1/4 or more in snow, then yes, asshat. If it was covered in snow making it useless, then that's just clever winter parking.

offroadkarter > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/10/2014 at 15:15

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its 34 and raining out, that snow is like almost a week old already. The snow you see left is up on the mulch not in the spot.

offroadkarter > ColoradoTaco 01/10/2014 at 15:16

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his looked like they were camo plastidip

offroadkarter > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 01/10/2014 at 15:16

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yeah it was real

you know what they say

know thy enemy

Ntovorni > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:17

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I drive an R32, and I do like to think it's pretty special thank you very much! Also, they are pretty pricey to be quite honest, especially for the person who bought it. I find the roof rack (crate? You want room to take all your exploring gear in your awd car, yet are lowered, I don't get it) to be offensive.

However, I only take up one spot. I never like parking directly next to people, especialy with people in the backseat, so I can open the door the entire way. Usually I'll park next to poles or something where I can get nice and snug and not worry about people parking like crap next to me. More often than not I just park a bit further back and walk.

Spaceball-Two > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:18

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Is any vehicle expensive enough to override ass-hat parking rules? I say no.

TheOnelectronic > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:19

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SWEET ROOF RACK BRAH YOU MUST USE IT FOR SO THINGS

offroadkarter > Ntovorni 01/10/2014 at 15:19

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parking away from people is one thing, parking close to the building, taking up 2 close spots, while the lot is packed, in the rain, is a completely different story.

offroadkarter > TheOnelectronic 01/10/2014 at 15:20

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theres so much room, for activities!

offroadkarter > Spaceball-Two 01/10/2014 at 15:20

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A ferrari F40?

Manuél Ferrari > Spaceball-Two 01/10/2014 at 15:22

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I agree.

I think the people who park exotics in two spots are stupid. They reduce the chance of door dings but they increase their chances of getting keyed by 1000%.

So it's not only rude to park that way, it's self-defeating.

Spaceball-Two > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:24

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See I dunno. If you drop coin on some rare car are you then exempt from normal rules? You bought the thing, why do you get a pass because of monetary status.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:26

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If I had a beater truck (or car with enough clearance) I would have put 2 wheels up on the curb and left him inches. Hell, when I was still driving my beater Cavalier I exited the car through the trunk just to prove a point.

offroadkarter > Spaceball-Two 01/10/2014 at 15:28

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Would I do it? No

Would I understand it? Yes, but I still wouldn't do it. Because I know theirs always the chance of some jerk coming by and keying our car out of spite.

I think its more acceptable in some six figure car than something like a daewoo. People are often dicks in parking lots. I'd be pretty pissed if someone put a 6" gash in my supercar or six figure luxury car after they park their 15 year old civic next to me and throw the door open.

IMO its all depends on the situation. If someone takes up 2 spots in the back of a half empty parking lot, then I don't really care. If they take up 2 spots right in the front of the building, busy or not, its pretty shitty.

Stupidru > Spaceball-Two 01/10/2014 at 15:28

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In the case of some rare exotic, I like to think it's for your own good. If some geriatric pulls up in the spot next to me and swings their door into mine, their retirement savings will be paying for a door ding.

offroadkarter > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 01/10/2014 at 15:29

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if I had enough room trust me I'd do that, but a full size ford is pretty damn wide

Spaceball-Two > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 15:31

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Bonus points for the Daewoo reference.

Stupidru > TheOnelectronic 01/10/2014 at 15:32

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To be completely honest, I find roof baskets (like this guys) to be very functional when they are used to haul stuff that you can't fit in your car. Looks like this guy has it on there for looks... I hate that shit

Forester guy > ColoradoTaco 01/10/2014 at 15:35

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they surely look better on your S4 than on a Golf

DollaMoneyAve > ColoradoTaco 01/10/2014 at 15:47

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Nice. His look stock finish too, with a touch of winter road grime.

cuts_off_prius > Spaceball-Two 01/10/2014 at 16:00

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I agree. If you're taking an expensive car out in public, it's not a matter if it will get scratched, it's a matter of WHEN. That's the risk you're willing to take if you take it out in public. I don't mean to sound redundant, but if you don't want your nice car ruined, don't take it out in public. Keep it in the garage, driveway, and only take it out on some back roads. I'm talking exotics.

ColoradoTaco > Forester guy 01/10/2014 at 17:26

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thanks!

ColoradoTaco > DollaMoneyAve 01/10/2014 at 17:27

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No those are def plastidipped/spray painted. OP said they were camo'd in a reply to me here

ColoradoTaco > offroadkarter 01/10/2014 at 17:30

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Just remembered I had this pic. These are the front two spots at a popular Mexican restaurant near my home:

TheOnelectronic > Stupidru 01/10/2014 at 19:15

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That's how I feel as well. I can understand if you just honestly think it looks cool, but so many people are putting racks/baskets on stanced cars just because everyone else is.